Score: 8

"Hmmmm...."

submission: How Many Times Mr. Bush?

date: June 2, 2007

His dick was WAY too big.

Score: 8

"Pretty good stuff, but.."

submission: The Box by Michelle Denz

date: May 13, 2007

You color, painings, drawings, everything. Just great, but.... STOP DRAWING IN FLASH. Draw in Illustrator. Flash's paintbrush sucks ass an it makes you look bad. Illustrator is far superior for drawing. I want you to draw your next piece in it, ok?

Score: 5

"Yawn"

submission: Bring a Condom on a Date?

date: January 23, 2007

Yeah, I saw it too. I used to have condoms on all my dates. No one was mad. Hell, some of them had condoms too. You gotta be careful these days.

Score: 2

"Wow, Mindless uber-violence with no plot"

submission: Killing Spree VI

date: September 22, 2006

Gee, you can only get that from movies, tv, video games, and international news. Is there really not enough out there already? Do we as private citizens need to make more? Bad taste and boring. I find it offencive not to my moral sensibilities, but to my intellectual ones. And theres 3 more of these? Snooooooore!

Score: 8

"Good enough"

submission: Touching things is fun V2

date: February 17, 2006

Not sure you needed to redo this. The original was fun. Still extremely fun, esp when the harmonies come in.

Diego_Taa you're gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that. But you are. I mean, for a penis (which is used in heterosexual acts, btw) to make you so upset must mean you're hiding something from yourself. It must be so sad, all those attempts to jerk off to lesbian born and you can't even get it up. Sad.

To the rest of you children, speaking as a straight man with a wife and kid, let stop using the term "gay" as a general insult. I know Kurt Cobain did it (do you remember him), but he was doing it ironically. If you don't get satire you're not adult enough.

Score: 4

"Hmmmm...."

submission: Gone With the Wind 1979

date: December 3, 2005

What's with the Hasidic Jew and Mussolini? I don't get it.

Score: 10

"Brilliantly abstact horror"

submission: Salad Fingers Episode 6

date: December 1, 2005

I don't understand why shit like 12oz Mouse is on Cartoon Network while this isn't.

Score: 0

"Why do you hate women?"

submission: Naked Woman (Steep Hill)

date: November 22, 2004

Hasn't there been enough hatred of women in the world? Isn't this kind of additude the fake reason we're fighting in the Middle East? Here's my beefs with your "game":

1) Wicked witch music. Are all women witches to you?
2) Faceless female form. A traditional form of women hatred is to remove her identity making her into just body parts, as if only her genitals are important.
3) The woman is nude as if in a way to humiliate her beyond her misfortune.
3) Random violence done to said faceless woman. There's no point to the violence. Whether you wanted to create violence and came up with a nude, faceless woman as the target, or decided you hated women and then found a way to express it doesn't matter. You're still a sick SOB. Did your mother do something to you, or was it that the pretty girls wont give you their numbers?

Score: 4

"hmmm...."

submission: The Jiggly Butt

date: October 15, 2004

amazing. an entire series whos popularity is most likelt solely based on the hope some ugly goth chick will show her nipple. What kids won't do fot nipples.

Score: 3

"Hmmm.... Too long"

submission: YAAFM 9: Michael Moore

date: September 1, 2004

Doesn't get to the point fast enough. You were too busy making fun of the people who rejected you in highschool. Get to the target sooner next time and don't sound so bitter while doing it.